Like a Boss

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via secretlymartinfreeman)

tmae3114:

lifeisaponderland:

princehamlette:

caffiend13:

andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I was hoping it wasn’t this.

I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY

I PLAYED 4 SECONDS OF THIS AND MY LITTLE SISTER STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND STARTED DANCING, AS DID MY MOTHER THIS IS SOME VOODOO STUFF

I clicked the button thinking “Oh it isn’t-“ and then the first second played and I was just “Yup. It is,”

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

pansexualpotatoe:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

Quick moment for all the people with uteruses

(Source: littleladylouis, via onemoremiracleiheardyou)

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

pearl-of-grace:

luffndstuff:

umbriss:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck hahahaha

The harmonies on this are actually really tight and it’s a well made funny song. I showed this to a friend the other day, actually.

THIS AGAIN

(via onemoremiracleiheardyou)

tomhazeldine:

Benedict Cumberbatch rethinking the idea of children,

(via onemoremiracleiheardyou)

hiddlesstolemyheart:

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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I’m laughing way too hard at this!

(Source: tbotofficial, via onemoremiracleiheardyou)

beachgnome:

xainagal:

needlekind:

greasybeast:

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

real fans imagine the dragon costume

i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you

(Source: heteromale, via secretlymartinfreeman)

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

(via spoookles)

the-listening:

ok so we all know sebastian has pretty great legs right i mean look at em

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incredible

but can we please take a moment and just appreciate

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how glorious

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and peRFECT

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his thighs are in tHE WINTER SOLDIER

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SOMEONE CALL LIFE ALERT

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(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

Seven Deadly Villains {insp. x}

(Source: clarasdeepbreath, via doctorwhod)

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know