Like a Boss

comedycentral:

If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.

Click here to watch the entire segment.

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zohbugg:

wyeasttokaala:

I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

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sexualthorientation:

i love how this starts out like he’s the quiet second son in daddy’s big chair, complete with the little tremor in his voice. then he stands up to full height and suddenly he’s all man-sized and his voice drops like two octaves to inform them that he is their king now and idk man i find it sexy as hell

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lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS! 

*sPITS DRINK*

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“Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.”
— Wise words from my mom (via hachikuji)

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braydaaan:

outrising:

‘Gay Cop Kiss’ Enrages Westboro Baptist Church, Unites Everybody Else

A cop has turned the tables on the Westboro Baptist Church after they posted a photo of him kissing his boyfriend in protest on Twitter…

this is amazing

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arineat:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!

arineat:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!

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mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

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what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

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becausemishacollins:

I think this is the first and only time anyone has ever managed to render Misha speechless.

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7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down

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barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

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isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

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